Looking for kitchen wall art that feels bold, weird, colorful, and nothing like the generic prints everyone else has? This funny seafood digital download brings lobster, crab, retro typography, and fictional music lore together in one strange little artifact.
This printable poster features the phrase “Schiaccia un granchio o un’aragosta, gangster” — roughly, “Crush a crab or a lobster, gangster” — presented as a recovered lyric from the fictional Notorio Biaggi Archives™.
Part funny food poster, part dark dopamine decor, part lost rap memorabilia, and part collectible artifact from a cultural history that never existed, this print is designed for kitchens, dining rooms, bar carts, gallery walls, music rooms, and eclectic homes that need something with more personality.
This piece pairs perfectly with the Notorio Biaggi Sardine print, making it a great start to your own archive wall or a bold addition to a maximalist kitchen gallery.
Rather than offering ordinary printable art, Deadpan & Paper creates collectible pieces from imagined archives, lost legends, and fictional histories. The Notorio Biaggi Archives™ preserve the surviving work of hip-hop’s most overlooked Italian rapper through bold prints, apparel, and artifacts designed for collectors of the unusual.
Perfect for:
Kitchen wall art
Dining room decor
Seafood lovers
Lobster and crab decor
Home bars
Apartment gallery walls
Music rooms
Vinyl listening spaces
Weird gift seekers
Dark dopamine decor lovers
Maximalist and eclectic interiors
You will receive high-resolution digital files that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Looking for kitchen wall art that feels bold, weird, colorful, and nothing like the generic prints everyone else has? This funny seafood digital download brings lobster, crab, retro typography, and fictional music lore together in one strange little artifact.
This printable poster features the phrase “Schiaccia un granchio o un’aragosta, gangster” — roughly, “Crush a crab or a lobster, gangster” — presented as a recovered lyric from the fictional Notorio Biaggi Archives™.
Part funny food poster, part dark dopamine decor, part lost rap memorabilia, and part collectible artifact from a cultural history that never existed, this print is designed for kitchens, dining rooms, bar carts, gallery walls, music rooms, and eclectic homes that need something with more personality.
This piece pairs perfectly with the Notorio Biaggi Sardine print, making it a great start to your own archive wall or a bold addition to a maximalist kitchen gallery.
Rather than offering ordinary printable art, Deadpan & Paper creates collectible pieces from imagined archives, lost legends, and fictional histories. The Notorio Biaggi Archives™ preserve the surviving work of hip-hop’s most overlooked Italian rapper through bold prints, apparel, and artifacts designed for collectors of the unusual.
Perfect for:
Kitchen wall art
Dining room decor
Seafood lovers
Lobster and crab decor
Home bars
Apartment gallery walls
Music rooms
Vinyl listening spaces
Weird gift seekers
Dark dopamine decor lovers
Maximalist and eclectic interiors
You will receive high-resolution digital files that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
5 High-resolution printable files (JPEG)
Multiple size/ratio options (see below)
Instant download after purchase
Files suitable for framing, gifting, or building your own Notorio Biaggi gallery wall
HOW TO USE:
Download your files, choose your preferred size, print through your favorite service, and frame. For best results, use a professional printer or high-quality matte paper.
Some art decorates a room.
This one raises questions.
HOW TO USE:
Download your files, choose your preferred size, print through your favorite service, and frame. For best results, use a professional printer or high-quality matte paper.
You will receive high-resolution digital files (JPEG) that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
5 High-resolution JPEG printable files. After your purchase, you can access your downloads via a link. It will take you to a ZIP file. Unzip the Zip file and download away! You need to do this within 24 hours of purchase. If you have issues, you can also visit this product’s page on Etsy and download it there.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4517677355/funny-seafood-print-lobster-crab-poster?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_1&dd=1&logging_key=af169ea5f66f0edc9fc0613b139251427dec5a46%3A4517677355
Here's an article from Etsy for more info: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949.
Multiple size/ratio options: These are depicted in the photos for the listing but also here:
RATIO 2:3
In: 4x6, 6x9, 8x12, 10x15, 12x18, 16x24, 20x30, 24x36
Cm: 10x15, 20x30, 30x45, 40x60, 60x90
RATIO 3:4
In: 6x8, 9x12, 12x16, 15x20, 18x24, 27x36
Cm: 15x20, 30x40, 45x60, 60x80
RATIO 4:5
In: 4x5, 8x10, 12x15, 16x20, 24x30
Cm: 8x10, 12x15, 40x50, 72x90
RATIO A1 (also 5:7) ISO aka International Standard Size. Please know that A1 can be resized to the other A sizes without issue as the ratio is the same no matter the size.
A5, A4, A3, A2, A1
Cm: 50x70
And lastly, 11x14 - which can be sized up to 22x28 with no issue.
In: 11x14, 22x28
Cm: 11x14, 22x28, 44x56
***This purchase is for personal use only. Commercial use - both digital and physical is strictly prohibited. All rights reserved.***
**Please note that colors may vary slightly due to different color monitors and printer quality. To help you get the perfect print, we provide 5 different sizes in each purchase, so you can choose the size that works best for your space.
Instant download after purchase
Files suitable for framing, gifting, or building your own Notorio Biaggi gallery wall. Check out my other listings or explore the collection!
Looking for kitchen wall art that feels bold, weird, colorful, and nothing like the generic prints everyone else has? This funny seafood digital download brings lobster, crab, retro typography, and fictional music lore together in one strange little artifact.
This printable poster features the phrase “Schiaccia un granchio o un’aragosta, gangster” — roughly, “Crush a crab or a lobster, gangster” — presented as a recovered lyric from the fictional Notorio Biaggi Archives™.
Part funny food poster, part dark dopamine decor, part lost rap memorabilia, and part collectible artifact from a cultural history that never existed, this print is designed for kitchens, dining rooms, bar carts, gallery walls, music rooms, and eclectic homes that need something with more personality.
This piece pairs perfectly with the Notorio Biaggi Sardine print, making it a great start to your own archive wall or a bold addition to a maximalist kitchen gallery.
Rather than offering ordinary printable art, Deadpan & Paper creates collectible pieces from imagined archives, lost legends, and fictional histories. The Notorio Biaggi Archives™ preserve the surviving work of hip-hop’s most overlooked Italian rapper through bold prints, apparel, and artifacts designed for collectors of the unusual.
Perfect for:
Kitchen wall art
Dining room decor
Seafood lovers
Lobster and crab decor
Home bars
Apartment gallery walls
Music rooms
Vinyl listening spaces
Weird gift seekers
Dark dopamine decor lovers
Maximalist and eclectic interiors
You will receive high-resolution digital files that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Looking for kitchen wall art that feels bold, weird, colorful, and nothing like the generic prints everyone else has? This funny seafood digital download brings lobster, crab, retro typography, and fictional music lore together in one strange little artifact.
This printable poster features the phrase “Schiaccia un granchio o un’aragosta, gangster” — roughly, “Crush a crab or a lobster, gangster” — presented as a recovered lyric from the fictional Notorio Biaggi Archives™.
Part funny food poster, part dark dopamine decor, part lost rap memorabilia, and part collectible artifact from a cultural history that never existed, this print is designed for kitchens, dining rooms, bar carts, gallery walls, music rooms, and eclectic homes that need something with more personality.
This piece pairs perfectly with the Notorio Biaggi Sardine print, making it a great start to your own archive wall or a bold addition to a maximalist kitchen gallery.
Rather than offering ordinary printable art, Deadpan & Paper creates collectible pieces from imagined archives, lost legends, and fictional histories. The Notorio Biaggi Archives™ preserve the surviving work of hip-hop’s most overlooked Italian rapper through bold prints, apparel, and artifacts designed for collectors of the unusual.
Perfect for:
Kitchen wall art
Dining room decor
Seafood lovers
Lobster and crab decor
Home bars
Apartment gallery walls
Music rooms
Vinyl listening spaces
Weird gift seekers
Dark dopamine decor lovers
Maximalist and eclectic interiors
You will receive high-resolution digital files that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
5 High-resolution printable files (JPEG)
Multiple size/ratio options (see below)
Instant download after purchase
Files suitable for framing, gifting, or building your own Notorio Biaggi gallery wall
HOW TO USE:
Download your files, choose your preferred size, print through your favorite service, and frame. For best results, use a professional printer or high-quality matte paper.
Some art decorates a room.
This one raises questions.
HOW TO USE:
Download your files, choose your preferred size, print through your favorite service, and frame. For best results, use a professional printer or high-quality matte paper.
You will receive high-resolution digital files (JPEG) that you can print at home, through a local print shop, or using an online printing service.
Please note: This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
5 High-resolution JPEG printable files. After your purchase, you can access your downloads via a link. It will take you to a ZIP file. Unzip the Zip file and download away! You need to do this within 24 hours of purchase. If you have issues, you can also visit this product’s page on Etsy and download it there.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4517677355/funny-seafood-print-lobster-crab-poster?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_1&dd=1&logging_key=af169ea5f66f0edc9fc0613b139251427dec5a46%3A4517677355
Here's an article from Etsy for more info: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949.
Multiple size/ratio options: These are depicted in the photos for the listing but also here:
RATIO 2:3
In: 4x6, 6x9, 8x12, 10x15, 12x18, 16x24, 20x30, 24x36
Cm: 10x15, 20x30, 30x45, 40x60, 60x90
RATIO 3:4
In: 6x8, 9x12, 12x16, 15x20, 18x24, 27x36
Cm: 15x20, 30x40, 45x60, 60x80
RATIO 4:5
In: 4x5, 8x10, 12x15, 16x20, 24x30
Cm: 8x10, 12x15, 40x50, 72x90
RATIO A1 (also 5:7) ISO aka International Standard Size. Please know that A1 can be resized to the other A sizes without issue as the ratio is the same no matter the size.
A5, A4, A3, A2, A1
Cm: 50x70
And lastly, 11x14 - which can be sized up to 22x28 with no issue.
In: 11x14, 22x28
Cm: 11x14, 22x28, 44x56
***This purchase is for personal use only. Commercial use - both digital and physical is strictly prohibited. All rights reserved.***
**Please note that colors may vary slightly due to different color monitors and printer quality. To help you get the perfect print, we provide 5 different sizes in each purchase, so you can choose the size that works best for your space.
Instant download after purchase
Files suitable for framing, gifting, or building your own Notorio Biaggi gallery wall. Check out my other listings or explore the collection!
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