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SMALL TALK ANXIETY AWARENESS RUN T-SHIRT
For anyone who would rather run a 5K than make five minutes of small talk.
The Small Talk Anxiety (S.T.A.) Awareness Run tee turns one of life's most uncomfortable endurance events into the retro race shirt it deserves. Featuring distressed runners and vintage-inspired typography, it's an appropriately deadpan uniform for introverts, overthinkers, socially awkward humans, and anyone who's ever spotted an acquaintance in public and immediately reconsidered their route.
Funny without being loud about it. Which feels appropriate.
THE SHIRT
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey T-shirt, known for its soft, lightweight feel and comfortable everyday fit.
Available in:
• Heather Mustard
• Dark Grey Heather
• Brown
• White
• Heather Dust
• Evergreen
Fabric composition may vary depending on shirt color.
PERFECT FOR
• Introverts
• Overthinkers
• Socially awkward friends
• People with a limited social battery
• Dry and deadpan humor fans
• Mental health humor lovers
• Runners who would prefer the running part
• Coworkers who dread networking events
• Birthdays and just-because gifts
• Anyone who considers avoiding conversation a competitive sport
FIT
This is a unisex T-shirt with an easy everyday fit.
For a more fitted look, consider sizing down.
For a relaxed or oversized look, consider sizing up.
Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.
CARE
To help keep your shirt looking its best:
• Wash inside out
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not bleach
THE IMPORTANT PART
This is an “awareness run” for Small Talk Anxiety, not an actual organized race or charitable fundraising event.
No registration required.
No training plan.
No forced conversations at the finish line.
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PRODUCT SPECS
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
RETURNS: Due to the made to order nature of the design, no returns unless there is a misprint, mistake or mishap. In that case we will work it out! :)
Allow 2-5 days for production and 2-5 for shipping/delivery. Average is about 7 days total, sometimes faster, based on holidays, etc.