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Toddler Sweatshirt, Do Not Feed the Beerds Funny Bird Deer Crewneck, Woodland Kids Sweatshirt, Gende

$22.00
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Official notice from the Department of Questionable Wildlife: do not feed the beerds. 🦌🐦

Part bird, part deer, and fully confused, the beerd is the silliest creature in the forest. This cozy toddler crewneck stars our wide-eyed little woodland friend in soft browns, with a public safety warning that makes grown-ups laugh every time. It's perfect for little nature lovers, tiny bird watchers, and toddlers who are a little bit wild themselves.

🌲 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • Original beerd character you won't find anywhere else
  • Soft, cozy fleece crewneck for chilly days
  • Gender-neutral colors that go with everything
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for easy play
  • Gift-ready for birthdays, holidays, and "just because"

🎨 COLORS

  • Heather
  • Natural Heather

📏 SIZES

Toddler sizes 2T–7T. Toddlers grow fast, so size up if you're between sizes or want room to grow. Please see the size chart in the photos.

🧺 CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron on the design.

🎁 GREAT GIFT FOR

Toddler birthdays, Christmas and holiday gifts, nature-loving and birdwatching families, baby showers (size up for later), and anyone who appreciates questionable wildlife.

This cozy and durable toddler sweatshirt is made from a soft 55% cotton, 45% polyester fleece blend, ensuring warmth and comfort for little ones. Designed with meticulous attention to detail, it features cover-stitched ribbed collar, shoulders, and armholes, along with sturdy ribbed cuffs and waistband for added durability. CPSIA compliant, it includes a tracking label in the side seam for safety.

NO RETURNS unless there is a misprint or mistake, in which case we will be happy to work something out.

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY: Allow 2-5 days for production, and 2-5 for shipping/delivery (4-8 for economy shipping)