Motley Crucumbers Tote Bag Funny Vegetable Pun Canvas Tote 80s Rock Parody Bag Reusable Grocery Bag Music Lover Gift

$19.00
For errands, groceries, or carrying around your nonsense.

The Motley Crucumbers tote bag is a hand-drawn tribute to 80s hair metal—reimagined as a band of cucumbers. Printed on a durable canvas tote, it’s equal parts practical and completely unnecessary (in the best way).

Part of the Deadpan & Paper collection—designed for people who like their everyday items a little weird. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape and weight over time, while flat corners and reinforced self-fabric handles keep groceries, books, and market finds organized and easy to carry. It’s the kind of tote that becomes part of weekend routines: farmer’s markets, library runs, etc. Subtle sewn-in labeling and the option of natural canvas keep the look clean and versatile, while the bold print adds a personality that sparks smiles.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Flat-corner construction for organized, slim profile
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for strong, comfortable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
For errands, groceries, or carrying around your nonsense.

The Motley Crucumbers tote bag is a hand-drawn tribute to 80s hair metal—reimagined as a band of cucumbers. Printed on a durable canvas tote, it’s equal parts practical and completely unnecessary (in the best way).

Part of the Deadpan & Paper collection—designed for people who like their everyday items a little weird. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape and weight over time, while flat corners and reinforced self-fabric handles keep groceries, books, and market finds organized and easy to carry. It’s the kind of tote that becomes part of weekend routines: farmer’s markets, library runs, etc. Subtle sewn-in labeling and the option of natural canvas keep the look clean and versatile, while the bold print adds a personality that sparks smiles.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Flat-corner construction for organized, slim profile
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for strong, comfortable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry